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Just open up your eyes
The mustard is on the bottom shelf, right next to the mayonnaise, where it always is.
It's the third time I've told this to the 13-year-old. He's been squatting next to the open refrigerator door for five minutes.
"I can't find it," he says frustrated. "It's not there." While he struggles, th ... CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL STORY
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He died so his people could live
Recently, a casual friend of several years opened a conversation by asking about my vest which proclaimed "Alaska".
I explained I had cruised the Inside Passage last summer, something I had wanted to do since I first learned of it as a child. I also mentioned I had previously done a nine-day l ... CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL STORY
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Hot breakfast made simply as casserole
By Patsy Huffman
Special to The Expositor
Overnight egg casseroles are easy to fix, but take a long time to bake.
So, make one on the weekend and cut into portions. Kids can take one serving, microwave it 1 to 1/2 minutes and presto - hot breakfast.
Pizza Eggs
Brown 1 LB. Italian bulk ... CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL STORY
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Chinese symbols and designer jeans
Just a show of hands: Who thinks I should completely shave my head?
Before you decide, take a long look at the photograph accompanying this column. Yes, I know it's a bit fuzzy, a bit indistinguishable, a bit - let's just say it - blah. I hate having my picture taken, and so was trying to look no ... CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL STORY
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This story began in Dec-ember 2008 when an Angola, Ind., city policemen observed me driving through a red light. It mattered not at all to him that, being directly behind a semi, I couldn't even see the light until I was directly under it. It was just before Christmas but this young man had no Chri ... CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL STORY
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